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truly majestic
Jesus christClassy bullet man
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That's alright
Hey. I post stuff. I hope you like it. ducklings
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Matt Smith topless 2010 -2013
I feel like I’m the only one that thinks Matt Smith has the hottest fucking body ever. Not to mention his adorable face.
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there’s nothing to eat in the fridge better check the fridge
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
bop it
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| me: | hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie- |
|---|---|
| chinese restaurant: | do u want egg roll |
| me: | i didn't even finish my order |
| chinese restaurant: | *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn |
| me: | what |
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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Dammit I’ve been watching this for ten minutes and I’m starting to ship Ten/Eleven god is that even a thing
It is now
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Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like
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