millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck

im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.

If you look up “Stockholm Syndrome” it makes a lot more sense.


remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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*cough* North Korea

*cough* North Korea

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"I’m straight…"


"…But I’ve wanted to experiment before…"


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I’ll cry for him

I’ll cry for him

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i like how you stopped arguing with that woman once you realized she had personal experience and wasn't just "being obtuse". Ha, speaking of obtuse.

No I stopped arguing after I realized you can’t argue with social justice warriors because half of them are so horribly miseducated to the point that they’re just plain hateful towards anyone with a dominant trait. Men suck because one of them once said “It’s sexy when girls speak their mind”?

That’s like me saying “wow, I know this one person from Kenosha, WI who likes to be rude in anonymity. FUCK ALL people from Kenosha!”

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When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.


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"let’s hang out later"


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take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks

Why does is suit have abs


take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks

Why does is suit have abs

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a large portion of the social justice movement LITERALLY THINKS THAT WORKING OUT IS OPPRESSION AGAINST FAT PEOPLE.

I’m in tears



Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

2001 is sacred

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"it’s so sexy when a woman speaks her mind" wOW being an autonomous living breathing person is sexy! that’s so out of the norm from being a fuckable object like women normally are to me!

I’ve literally never heard that statement in my life LOL

I mean but I have and other people have so like??? I’m not sure what the relevance of you never having heard it before is???

Maybe on TV but like????????????? Not in real life. You JUST reblogged a post about being obtuse and then you reblog this of all things? When was the last time you honestly heard someone say “Yeah I think it’s so sexy when a woman speaks her mind” that wasn’t on TV. Can you even imagine a guy just saying that in normal conversation? And it has a LOT of relevance if I’ve never heard anyone say that. And I have a few other people here with me right now, mostly girls, who have never heard it either. So statistically, very few to no people have said that. This is again generalizing straight men under one extremely negative category. Which, as of your words, “is not cool.”

HA! “Obtuse”